One of my fav-o-rite jokes:A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"
"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and reads:
"Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
8 comments:
lol! I love the cool imagery that goes with this punchline! Great job!
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A delightful illustration of your favourite joke! And long live grammar!
oh my! That is a very hilarious joke and scene :) love it!
This is too much fun!!!
mi adore the punchline to that old joke! great idea!
One of my favourite punchlines too. You captured it so well. Excellent drawing.
Very funny! Great joke and great imagery!
I'm going to have to LOL on this one! There I did it. That is a good one and the drawing is absolutely adorable, hee he.
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